So dreary dreary, dearie...

videoisvideo:

There’s a snake in my boot

and a CAP IN YOUR ASS

atoms2ashes:

Hey guys, I made fake tarot cards of your favorite music video ever.

gogodannydanger:

I love the Skype one!

wealldraw:

do you ever just

catbountry:

darkoverord:

moustacheislove:

brigwife:

jenfold:

Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.

“How the fuck were you allowed near kids?!”

oH MY FUJKING DFHDKK;

Oh god I’d forgotten about him

This is simultaneously terrifying and hilarious.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my name go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

nevver:

Ad of the Week

rayeeeechel:

What the hell did I just watch.

the-epistolary:

pikkutuhina:

inebriatedpony:

literalfinnish:

I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.

• Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
• Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
• Lemu = Stench
• Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
• Sallittu = Permitted
• Kuuma = Hot
• Venäjä = Russia
• Letku = Hose
• Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
• Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
• Riutta = Reef
• Takaperä = Rearback
• Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
• Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
• Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
• Pöljä = Dumbass
• Alapitkä = Lower Long
• Sälliperä = Bro Rear
• Paisua = To Swell
• Egypti = Egypt
• Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
• Kapee = Narow
• Koura = Large Hand
• Myrkky = Poison
• Tiukka = Tight
• Housu = Pant (as in pants)
• Vuoto = Leak
• Varvas = Toe
• Möykky = Lump
• Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
• Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
• Vetelä = Sloppy
• Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
• Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
• Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
• Punaperä = Redrear
• Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
• Terska = Foreskin
• Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
• Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
• Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
• Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
• Oranki = Orangutang
• Vyöni = My Belt
• Kiimamaa = Heatland
• Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
• Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
• Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
• Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
• Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
• Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end

It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.

Bless the Finns.

I live in the best country hands down.

Man, I thought Canada had whacky place names… 

icaruses:

shutupanddiehl | sarcasm-always-helps:

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